News of Cheap, Effective Contraceptive Turning Women Into Santorum Supporters
By P. Beckert The news out of Michigan this morning is that not all women in America are angry at Santorum financial backer, Foster Friess for stating that a safe and effective form of birth control...
View ArticleAnswer the Reader Poll: What Makes Santorum Upchuck?
By humortimes What do YOU think? Check out our latest Reader Poll! Rick Santorum, candidate for the highest office in the land, has been known to let some real doozies slip. A recent one was about...
View ArticleRick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives
By P. Beckert I'm glad you thought of the hot tub, Mike. I can't believe I've gone through all my free condoms already. Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, has admitted to being pregnant with her boyfriend,...
View ArticleIf Republican Candidates Had Lived at Other Times in History
By Roger Freed If the recent crop of Republican candidates had lived in other time periods, what would they have said at these key events? THE MIDDLE AGES — A WITCH BURNING: SANTORUM: This harlot...
View ArticleReince Priebus to Resign RNC Position
By Mike Kelly RNC Chairman Reince Priebus resigns after regressive votes In a stunning announcement following the annual spring RNC conference, Reince Priebus released a press statement that he has...
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